Player Profile – Ashley Smash Swift

Name: Ashley Smash Swift
Number:
8

Club: Nottingham Scorpions
Position:
Wherever the ball is
Nickname(s):
Potato
Nationality:
English
Occupation:
Chocolatier
Started playing Aussie Rules Football because:
My mum got with an Aussie
Least funny teammate:
Jamie
Fave away game destination:
Worksop
Meal you eat the night before a game:
Well I did have pizza
Scrunch or fold:
Fold
Fave AFL team:
Port Adelaide
Teammate most likely to phone you at 4am:
Jamie Swift
Fave holiday destination in the UK:
Skeggy
Snoop Dogg or Jay-Z:
Snoop Doggy Dog
Three people you’d least like to share a meal with:
Jamie
Three people you’d most like to share a meal with:
Emma Bunton, Christina Aguilera, Verne Troyer
Fave pub or bar:
Seven Mile Inn
Fave beverage:
Banana Milkshake
Your celebrity look-alike/looky-likey:
Paul Duckworth (Corrie)
Fave flavour of crisps:
Worcestershire Sauce
Kate or Pippa:
Kate
Describe yourself in three words:
I’m secretly gay
(Note: original answer was crossed out and this answer appeared to be in different handwriting)
Fave romantic movie:
The Expendables
Fave root vegetable:
Potato

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